he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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