just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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