I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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