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(925): View more from California

upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday

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(773): View more from Illinois

If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?

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im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out

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(917): View more from New York City

I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina

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(304): View more from West Virginia

What happened?....

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He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....

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(914): View more from New York

she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"

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(520): View more from Arizona

I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.

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(971): View more from Oregon

just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..

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