I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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