so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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