Can i not drive my cunt home
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
a search helicopter?!
What a dumb baby whore.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
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