I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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