I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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