Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
