The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
