There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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