Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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