Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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