i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
as a side note pls kill me
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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