Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
they need to just BURY HIM!
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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