Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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