Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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