called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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