idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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