Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
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Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
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When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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