i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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