Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
As shirtless as possible
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
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At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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