Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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