ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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