suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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