party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
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i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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