I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
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I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
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I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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