At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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