Whod you bang
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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