I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
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Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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