he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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