I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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