the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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