I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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