is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i can't believe i had my finger in that
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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