Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
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well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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