I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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