You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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