Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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