Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Do vagina's smell?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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