Sponge bath it is.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
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Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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