By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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