you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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