I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I just pynch a tree in the face
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
That's what I'm talking about
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.