I wannas sexs uuuuu
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
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I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?