I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me