it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants