ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
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I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Not as such, no.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
birth control should be required to get into college
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?