I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
