I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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