i think my tv is drunk
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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