I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
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Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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