your parents love me but you hate me
She announced her abortion via fbk
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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