im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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