After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
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I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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