hotel room ftw
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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